Welcome to my journal. My name is Stimpy and I'm old. 13 years old to be exact. I used to have a beautiful dark brindle coat that was shiny and slick. Now I'm almost all white and strangely fluffy. I also have a point on my head that never used to be there.This journal is my way of documenting my thoughts and feelings about life as an old dog. It's also a journal to reminisce about my long years on this planet. 

 

~Stimpy passed away on March 7th, 2006. Our family will continue with his memoirs here, just as he would have wanted.~

                              

Holy cow I'm OLD                 

Don't hate me because I'm OOGLY! Get to know me, and I promise you'll like me!

 

 The Survey

 

Name:Stimpy Gargamel

Birthday:December 9th,1992

Birthplace:Brantford Ontario, Canada

Current Location:Virginia USA

Eye Color:Brown

Hair Color:Brindle and Grey

Height:  Approximately 20” from scruff to toe

Right Handed or Left Handed:Right

Your Heritage:Pitbull, Pug

The Shoes You Wore Today:   I don’t wear shoes

Your Weakness:My ass and cat poop

Your Fears:Yelling and sudden movements

Your Perfect Pizza:Any pizza is a perfect pizza!

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I’d like to lick my butt more often

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:LOL!!

Thoughts First Waking Up:I made it!

Your Best Physical Feature:My bulbous eyes and soppy stare.

Your Bedtime:  All the time

Your Most Missed Memory:Running through the forest with Louie.

Pepsi or Coke: Neither, the bubbles burn my nose.

MacDonalds or Burger King:    I’ve never had either (stupid vegetarian parents)

Single or Group Dates:I work alone

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I don’t like tea.

Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate is bad for dogs, so I’ll say vanilla

Cappuccino or Coffee:I don’t like coffee.

Do you Smoke:That’s gross.

Do you Swear: Sometimes.

Do you Sing:Yes, I suppose you could call it that.

Do you Shower Daily:Yes, with my tongue.

Have you Been in Love:Not really, I’ve had some nice bitches in my life though.

Do you want to go to College:Why would I do that?

Do you want to get Married:No, it’s silly when that happens to dogs.

Do you belive in yourself:Yes!

Do you get Motion Sickness:No, I have a tummy of steal.

Do you think you are Attractive:Yes, but I’d be the only one.

Are you a Health Freak:I’m just a freak.

Do you get along with your Parents:Yes, very well…except Jason freaks me out sometimes.

Do you like Thunderstorms:They’re ok.

Do you play an Instrument:Yes, the ukulele

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No.

In the past month have you Smoked:Grotesque.

In the past month have you been on Drugs:Yes, Thyrosin and Heartguard.

In the past month have you gone on a Date:With my butt.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:That’s a silly question.

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish!

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I wish! (what’s sushi?)

In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes, I performed the entire score of Evita to a small group of Terriers last night.

In the past month have you been Dumped:No, but I dumped on Smeagol last week.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I skinny dip through life!

In the past month have you Stolen Anything:  Yes, a Dorito that hit the floor last Wednesday.

Ever been Drunk:No, that’s just wrong.

Ever been called a Tease:No

Ever been Beaten up:Yes, and it’s really fun!

Ever Shoplifted:No.

How do you want to Die:What’s die?

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A beautiful swan….

 

 

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