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	<title><![CDATA[Memoirs of an Old Dog]]></title>
	<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com</link>
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	<description><![CDATA[          Welcome to my journal. My name is Stimpy and I'm old. 13 years old to be exact.&nbsp;I used to have a beautiful dark brindle coat that was shiny and slick. Now I'm almost all white and strangely fluffy. I also have a point on my head that never used to be there.This journal is&nbsp;my way of&nbsp;documenting my thoughts and feelings about life as an old dog. It's also a journal to reminisce about my long years on this planet.&nbsp;  &nbsp;  ~Stimpy passed away on March 7th, 2006.&nbsp;Our family will continue with his memoirs here, just as he would have wanted.~  &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;      Holy cow I'm OLD&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;       Don't hate me because I'm OOGLY! Get to know me, and I promise you'll like me!  &nbsp;  &nbsp;The Survey  &nbsp;    Name:Stimpy Gargamel  Birthday:December 9th,1992  Birthplace:Brantford Ontario, Canada  Current Location:Virginia USA  Eye Color:Brown  Hair Color:Brindle and Grey  Height:&nbsp; Approximately 20” from scruff to toe  Right Handed or Left Handed:Right  Your Heritage:Pitbull, Pug  The Shoes You Wore Today:&nbsp;&nbsp; I don’t wear shoes  Your Weakness:My ass and cat poop  Your Fears:Yelling and sudden movements  Your Perfect Pizza:Any pizza is a perfect pizza!  Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I’d like to lick my butt more often  Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:LOL!!   Thoughts First Waking Up:I made it!  Your Best Physical Feature:My bulbous eyes and soppy stare.  Your Bedtime:&nbsp; All the time  Your Most Missed Memory:Running through the forest with Louie.  Pepsi or Coke: Neither, the bubbles burn my nose.  MacDonalds or Burger King:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I’ve never had either (stupid vegetarian parents)  Single or Group Dates:I work alone  Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I don’t like tea.  Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate is bad for dogs, so I’ll say vanilla  Cappuccino or Coffee:I don’t like coffee.  Do you Smoke:That’s gross.  Do you Swear: Sometimes.  Do you Sing:Yes, I suppose you could call it that.  Do you Shower Daily:Yes, with my tongue.  Have you Been in Love:Not really, I’ve had some nice bitches in my life though.  Do you want to go to College:Why would I do that?  Do you want to get Married:No, it’s silly when that happens to dogs.  Do you belive in yourself:Yes!  Do you get Motion Sickness:No, I have a tummy of steal.  Do you think you are Attractive:Yes, but I’d be the only one.  Are you a Health Freak:I’m just a freak.  Do you get along with your Parents:Yes, very well…except Jason freaks me out sometimes.  Do you like Thunderstorms:They’re ok.  Do you play an Instrument:Yes, the ukulele  In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No.  In the past month have you Smoked:Grotesque.  In the past month have you been on Drugs:Yes, Thyrosin and Heartguard.  In the past month have you gone on a Date:With my butt.  In the past month have you gone to a Mall:That’s a silly question.  In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish!  In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I wish! (what’s sushi?)  In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes, I performed the entire score of Evita to a small group of Terriers last night.  In the past month have you been Dumped:No, but I dumped on Smeagol last week.  In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I skinny dip through life!  In the past month have you Stolen Anything:&nbsp; Yes, a Dorito that hit the floor last Wednesday.  Ever been Drunk:No, that’s just wrong.  Ever been called a Tease:No  Ever been Beaten up:Yes, and it’s really fun!  Ever Shoplifted:No.  How do you want to Die:What’s die?  What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A beautiful swan….  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  1st Place winner!!!  ]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[In memory of my Stimpy]]></title>
		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/23472/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[  &nbsp;  Well, I haven't been on here in almost a year. It's just too hard to be here.&nbsp; Today marks the first anniversary of Stimpy's passing. I can't believe it's been a...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/20029/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[While I was searching petfinder.com (a great place to adopt a homeless animal!), I decided to visit the website of the wonderful&nbsp;animal rescue that I&nbsp; adopted...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/19691/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[          Hi Everyone,  It's been such&nbsp;a long time since I've been here. I was really pissed when I saw that Stimpy's tag board had been a breeding ground for 'spam'...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 05:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/19048/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[  So uh, yeah...hey. My name is Boss. Everyone calls me Boss-Kitty though. I don't know why, it should be obvious that I'm a kitty. I, after all, never call my Mum Mummy-Human,...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stimpy, the cat]]></title>
		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/18933/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[Our good friend Sevy here at bravejournal asked me where I got the name 'Stimpy' from.&nbsp; I know that some of you of course are familiar with the 'original Stimpy' but for...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A few words from Bullitt.]]></title>
		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/18853/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[So on Wednesday, Tonia wrote a nice journal entry for Stimpy's Memoirs, now it's Bullitt's turn. He has been dying to get onto Stimpy's journal ever since he found out that...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tonia's post for Stimpy]]></title>
		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/18817/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[  "Thankyou...thankyou very much."  Hehe...no, he wasn't growling...Stimpy's plump little lips used to get stuck up under his teeth from time to time.&nbsp; He liked to pretend...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Memories of a young dog]]></title>
		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/18772/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[            This is one of the very first photos I ever took of Stimpy. He was about a year old here. I didn't have a camera back then so there are no photos of him as a...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/18657/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[  Wow, journal of the week....if Stimpy were here, I know he would have been typing away on this computer every day making sure there was a new and exciting post awaiting all...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stimpy]]></title>
		<link>http://oldmanstimp.bravejournal.com/entry/18569/</link>
		<description><![CDATA[    Hello everyone,  I notice that the wonderful outpouring of love from all of you has exceeded Stimpys allowed daily bandwith here at Bravejournal. His pictures will be back...]]></description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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